THEORETICAL ASTROPHYSICISTS ARE PERPLEXED BY A RECENT DISCOVERY, WHICH IS AN UNUSUAL EMISSION OF RADIATION SHOCKINGLY SIMILAR TO HUMAN-DERIVED MUSIC. ALTHOUGH MUSICAL SOUND WAVES HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED AN ORGANIC PRODUCTION OF SOUND, RECENT INQUIRY SUGGESTS "MUSICAL" EMISSION TO BE UBIQUITOUS IN THE COSMOS; HOWEVER, CAPTURING AND DECIPHERING SUCH EMISSIONS ARE ARDUOUS PROCESSES AND PINPOINTING THEIR ORIGINATION IS A DAUNTING TASK. FORTUNATELY, "THE ANOMANOVA" PRODUCES AN ODD MAGNETIC FIELD AND SUBSEQUENT RESONANT HUM, ENABLING A PHENOMENON OF DISTINCT SOUND WAVE DETERMINATION VIA RADIATION-BASED SOUND SIMULATION. TYPICAL NOVAE EXHIBIT A SUDDEN, INCREASING BRIGHTNESS WHICH DECLINES OVER THE COURSE OF TIME. IN CONTRAST TO THIS TYPICALITY, "THE ANOMANOVA" PRODUCES UNPREDICTABLE CYCLICAL CHANGES IN BRIGHTNESS ALONG WITH AN EMISSION OF HARMONIOUS RADIATION. SUCH EMISSIONS HAVE BEEN COLLECTED AND PREPARED FOR OBSERVATION. UNFORTUNATELY, THE EMISSION CAPTURES FROM "THE ANOMANOVA" THUS FAR HAVE BEEN LIMITED, AND THEIR EXTANT PERSISTENCE IS SAID TO BE INDEFINITE, AS EVEN CAPTURED EMISSION FROM THIS ANOMALOUS SOURCE MYSTERIOUSLY TENDS TO DECAY AND REMAIN ONLY TEMPORARILY. IRONICALLY, AVAILABLE EMISSIONS ARE REPRESENTATIVE OF ONLY LOCAL SOLAR AND CELESTIAL ENTITIES, PARTICULARLY THAT OF URANUS AND ITS SATELLITES. FUTURE PROBES AIM TO DISCOVER OTHER REFLECTED EMISSIONS, ESPECIALLY ONES  FROM OTHER PLANETS AND SATELLITES OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM, AND BEYOND.